superwhomestuckavenglordlockian:
funfact: your url does not have to display every single fucking fandom you are in jesus christ
I have an odd feeling that this post is about me.
(via thewordmajestic)
Hey watch this: *uses my sticky ginger ale covered hands to crawl up the wall like a lizard*
(via zackisontumblr)
Child: What’s a VHS?
Me:
i have honest to god never seen a santa clause reaction gif in my entire life
OH MY GOD
(via afk)
all offense intended but some of yalls ideas for making a “better” star wars film are hot garbage
49-minute yoda fuck scene
you are the exception
(via perks-of-being-chinese)
me on the outside: it’s just a movie
me on the inside: why the FUCK didn’t the school of rock win the battle of the bands
(via perks-of-being-chinese)
2017 is the year we find love
even the uglies?
Especially us uglies
(via perks-of-being-chinese)
dark hozier take me to hell
Chaotic neutral hozier take me to lunch
(via thisisawendys)
“Look below, and I shall grant your wish.“
“Haha… Got’em.“
(via perks-of-being-chinese)
teacher: hey you are failing your classes idiot
student: you know what teach? i dont give a swag *walks out*
that student.. as you may have already guessed.. was albert einstein
um..i think you made this up for notes?
first of all, how dare you
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the most painful social interactions are when you miscalculate someone’s meme literacy and reference something and the person/group doesn’t get it and u have to half-heartedly explain it knowing FULL well it’s 0% funny if people don’t have the full convoluted context of the joke and u feel the flames of hell start to lick at ur feet as they all give u a pity laugh
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